This is Holly, she's sad because she came in 3rd place in the Ice Skating Championships. She slit her wrists. very sad.
And this is Scott. He went dancing and got into a
little trouble when the disco ball fell from the sky. Scott will dance no more.
There were many more... gunshot victims, a chef killed by his employees, an IKEA employee killed in a horrible explosion... but I won't take up your time with the horror. If only we all had listened to the gypsy woman who warned us of our horrible doom. Alas, Madame Vera's prophecies fell on deaf ears.