Last Sunday I get a text message from Lara,"At cabin, tree in front yard exploded, OMG". Of course I was freaked out-- Lara texting, and using OMG. Gave me the willies. Then I started to worry. Was this a cry for help? Were they in trouble? First problem, where the heck is that cabin. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere Maryland. South of that Frank Lloyd Wright house. Lots of snakes. Is that enough info for 911 to send help. Leading to problem #2, what are the odds they even know what 911 is in Garret County? I text back, asking if they are ok or if they needed anything.
To my horror it was an emergency.
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