Two little words with such great power.
I know you've been avoiding it.
That stuff is just for punk kids who are addicted to the internet.
I've got better things to do with my time.
You know you want to.
Everybody's doing it.
What, are you chicken?
Sign on and see who's posting pictures of your mullet. Remember that bra you wore to a Celebrity party? Show your co-workers how creative your style was in 1987.
All it takes is a minute to get an account.